Friday, January 20, 2006

Things you can do with a Master of Divinity

With an M.Div., you can now:

1. Ascertain whether a person has an appropriate affect

2. Keep looking for the Gospel of Mark at the beginning of the New Testament in your Bible

3. Find underground water

6 comments:

dopel said...

I don't understand. Are you saying a Masters of Divinity is useless?

texanglican said...

If the drought in north Texas keeps going, MDiv's could be a very valuable commodity in light of skill no. 3!

Timotheos Prologizes said...

No useless dopel, just inside humorous. Although an M.Div from certain school might as well be useless.

Ephrem said...

#1 is hilarious. Tragic, (sniff!), oh, don't look at me right now! But hilarious.

Ma Beck said...

"Find underground water."
Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha!

Latin's Lady said...

Video slots on the web has a fan club of there own, people just can’t get enough. Even when news slots are launched by the different software developers they get a standing ovation and are attacked with an intensity of a wolf mother protecting her cubs. It is like the New Years sale in Bond street where the entire population of crazy housewife’s fight over every garment and will draw blood if need be.

Lucky us the since the slots are online there is no such thing as a queue and you can play when you want. You don’t even have to get dressed.

Not that this has any relevance to who plays slots and who don’t. There is clearly according to the latest polls more women playing slots then men. Men seem to drift towards the poker and table games. But here is something us men have to watch out for, they are coming. And they are also coming in swarms.

And since we men can not do more then one thing at a time (at least that is what the women say) we are in trouble. Take Blackjack, they should be better at handling two and three hands then us. Texas Hold’em is up for grabs because of the pace and many factors in the game. So when you are playing against a women you might want to hold on to your chips (and maybe your hart as well) she could end up owning both of them. Women know we are simple beings, and do have this factor over us when playing face to face. All men are suckers to a nice smile, so in all fairness any poker game that has both men and women in it should be played online.

At least you will not be distracted by that nice perfume drifting in from the women next to you. It is so faint but a man has certain instincts and will try to get a good sniff. So leaning in (ever so careful) I still get booted from a game for trying to look at other peoples cards. And I had a straight lined up. Even the big smile I got from the women next to me did not really soften the blow of getting booted. At least the dealer understood me and just told me to take a break for a while. That is my 2 cents worth on the topic of women and gambling.

Signing off for now and heading towards the slots, someone told me there is a good chance of meeting women there. At least that is what they tell me on http://www.streetslots.com