Friday, January 20, 2006

Things you can do with a Master of Divinity

With an M.Div., you can now:

1. Ascertain whether a person has an appropriate affect

2. Keep looking for the Gospel of Mark at the beginning of the New Testament in your Bible

3. Find underground water
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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't understand. Are you saying a Masters of Divinity is useless?

6:32 PM
Texanglican (R.W. Foster+) said...

If the drought in north Texas keeps going, MDiv's could be a very valuable commodity in light of skill no. 3!

6:39 PM
Fr Timothy Matkin said...

No useless dopel, just inside humorous. Although an M.Div from certain school might as well be useless.

9:30 PM
Kathleen Pluth said...

#1 is hilarious. Tragic, (sniff!), oh, don't look at me right now! But hilarious.

12:52 PM
Cathy said...

"Find underground water."
Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha!

9:17 AM

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