Friday, January 20, 2006

Things you can do with a Master of Divinity

With an M.Div., you can now:

1. Ascertain whether a person has an appropriate affect

2. Keep looking for the Gospel of Mark at the beginning of the New Testament in your Bible

3. Find underground water
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:32 PM

    I don't understand. Are you saying a Masters of Divinity is useless?

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  2. Texanglican (R.W. Foster+)6:39 PM

    If the drought in north Texas keeps going, MDiv's could be a very valuable commodity in light of skill no. 3!

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  3. Fr Timothy Matkin9:30 PM

    No useless dopel, just inside humorous. Although an M.Div from certain school might as well be useless.

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  4. Kathleen Pluth12:52 PM

    #1 is hilarious. Tragic, (sniff!), oh, don't look at me right now! But hilarious.

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  5. Cathy9:17 AM

    "Find underground water."
    Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha!

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