McTheology

Now that saucy love is back, I think we can make a few theological insights about heaven, inspired by McRib:

1. Since it tastes like heaven, we know that heaven tastes good.
2. Unlike McRib, heaven is not "only for a limited time."
3. Since in the new heaven and new earth, the resurrected body will no longer be subject to suffering and death, we know that the heavenly McRib will not cause undesired side effects like cholesterol or obesity.
4. We can give thanks that under the new dispensation, we can eat pork and thus enjoy McRib (see Acts 10:9-16)
5. I'm lovin' it.