"There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under heaven. . ." (Ecclesiastes 3:1).
Here's wishing you all the most excruciating, starving, sorrowful, miserable Lent. May your days be rainy. May your soup taste bad. May your drinking water be luke-warm. May your bones ache. May your prayers be painful. May your hair fall out. May yours be an all-around dolorous (and, okay, blessed) Lent, and a happy Easter.