Friday, January 20, 2006

Things you can do with a Master of Divinity

With an M.Div., you can now:

1. Ascertain whether a person has an appropriate affect

2. Keep looking for the Gospel of Mark at the beginning of the New Testament in your Bible

3. Find underground water

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't understand. Are you saying a Masters of Divinity is useless?

Texanglican (R.W. Foster+) said...

If the drought in north Texas keeps going, MDiv's could be a very valuable commodity in light of skill no. 3!

Fr Timothy Matkin said...

No useless dopel, just inside humorous. Although an M.Div from certain school might as well be useless.

Kathleen Pluth said...

#1 is hilarious. Tragic, (sniff!), oh, don't look at me right now! But hilarious.

Cathy said...

"Find underground water."
Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha!